December Tighty-Whities Blog Roundup

This may be the first in a series. Only you can determine how well it goes over by commenting on this post!

Though I've read that most women like guys in boxers and boxerbriefs, on occasion, there's a good woman who hearts tighty-whities. She does so with a photo of a beefy guy in his working boots and his tighty-whities.

For every girl out there who hearts tighty-whities, there's a guy who sketches a gorilla wearing tighty whities, with a picture and all from the sketchbook page, and then says he's not sure why the ape is wearing tighty whities. To him, we say, because you sketched the ape wearing tighty-whities, that's why!

From there, we can travel to the ramblings of a guy who is 18 years old, 6'9", and wearing just his tighty-whities after claiming to be "doing orgasmic" and buying sex dice, though claiming he'll never get laid. Oh, and posting at 4 AM. This is the blogosphere, where anything goes, people! But that guy isn't dreaming...

The grandest dream involves running into Kate Winslet and inviting her inside for a chat, only for the dream to become a nightmare with Uncle Mike in just his tighty whities.

Bizarre things don't just happen in dreams, though. Sometimes, you'll find a guy rockin' out with buttshakin' moves in just his tighty-whities, unaffectionately referred to as a "banana hammock", while sitting at a red light.

Unfortunately, December isn't all fun and games. Tyler, gay, but not out, wants boxer shorts for Christmas, but thinks he'll be getting tighty whities again. And he'll tell you all about what it's like to be a teenager in America exploring sex and sexuality. And if you read into his more recent posts, you'll learn what kind of underwear he received.

From teen to toddler we go, where Mom discovers her laundry basket full of her two year old's PJs and tighty-whities is being unloaded properly without her supervision.

But you know who needs supervision? Pauly Shore, who may not be so funny when seen yelling in his tighty whities.

Kirkland Signature, a Costco brand, is no laughing matter. And reblogging that Kirkland Signature tighty-whities, cranberry juice, bathroom tissue, and wine are all top notch, is definitely not funny at all. Or is it?

It's probably not very funny to wake up not remembering a big night out, but being locked out in just your tighty whities.

But a picture of you in your tighty whities (actually boxerbriefs) dancing around the night before surgery? Priceless.

For the more fetish-oriented, tighty-whities might be a part of a hot outfit for hairy men.

But who knew that because girls never have to wear tighty-whities, they are better than boys?

Other news of the bizarre, is a girl confessing that she once heard that her preacher fought off a bat with the long end of the vacuum, wearing none other than just his tighty-whities.

Amongst all of the zany ramblings in the blogosphere, there is an occasion to learn that there are things about your tighty-whities that are non-negotiables and unforgivable.

But some drunken Englishman in tighty-whities, wandering into a woman's dorm, is forgivable, so long as he can kill a cockroach.

But that Englishman probably isn't getting laid, according to this post, which at least agrees that the answer to Boxers or Briefs, is both anyways.

And some guys can honestly debate with themselves the pros and cons of boxers versus briefs.

And some people can protect you from being walked in on in your tighty-whities while on vacation...though it seems that it might work to stop the drunken Englishman from walking in on you in his tighty-whities too.

And if you're not vacationing, but having a serious debate with your mother over an annual Christmas gift of underwear, it might as well be whether this whole post should be about tighty-whities or tidy-whities.

But really, what everyone wants to know when reading such classics as The Call of the Wild, is what the author looks like in his tighty-whities.

If you were wondering, this guy says it's hard to hit the toilet bowl because of luge blockage caused by tighty whities.

All the while, India is changing, and large billboards are showing men not just in boxers, but in tighty whities.

And to end 2005, Obi-Wan is in his tighty-whities, and needs to get dressed in whatever you think up.

Did you enjoy the December Tighty-Whities Blog Roundup? If so, please comment! And make sure you include "tighty-whities" in your vocabulary and writing in January, so January can be just as crazy an adventure as this one.